#WHAT IS UP WITH THIS

[ezekiel13]

Hey guys.

What is up with OFMD because I was excepting silly gay guys not having my soul torn apart???

(Also I’m on Season 2 episode 4 so please no spoilers)

[tinidor-theodore]

hit me with that "you're in the car with a beautiful boy and he wont tell you he loves you, but he loves you" shit again and i will kill.

"cause you wanted to touch his hands and lips and that means you were dead anyways" okay how about i just sleep on the tracks tonight boys.

"His id in my back pocket. I know i shouldnt have taken it. It was the only picture of him i could find." alr boys enough im out.

[will80sbyers]

If I had a nickel for every time one of my mlm ships was associated with the song Heroes I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

why does no one ever fucking agree on how many and what named the kids of Hercules and megara are

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

I am just suddenly craving a strawberry milkshake.

[flurty]

i'm already cold >:V

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[ezekiel13]

WHY DOES FALLOUT 1 OPEN A WORD DOCUMENT??? 😭

On the intro screen no less

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[crimeronan]

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....